{"product_id":"mars-break","title":"MARS BREAK","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"14\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"14\"\u003eMARS BREAK\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"16\" data-end=\"102\"\u003eA surreal parody design that blends space aesthetics with internet-era glitch culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"104\" data-end=\"386\"\u003eThis tee is made for those who like abstract concepts, minimal statements, and designs that feel like they could be part of a broken system message, a lost space broadcast, or a forgotten brand from another timeline. Simple idea. Strange energy. Clean execution. No over-explaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"388\" data-end=\"598\"\u003ePrinted on the trusted Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton, made from 100% cotton (180 g\/m²) for durability and everyday comfort. The tightly knit fabric keeps the print sharp and long-lasting, even after repeated washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"687\"\u003eClassic relaxed fit with reinforced shoulders for added durability and shape retention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"701\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"701\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"816\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"xfpfqp\" data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"718\"\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jrqrca\" data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"754\"\u003eMedium-weight fabric (180 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"tpdu5w\" data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"778\"\u003eClassic relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4i7e7k\" data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"796\"\u003eDurable print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yx09fz\" data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"816\"\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"912\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePlease note: The white version may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric properties.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54094928740685,"sku":"20306527852431646113","price":175.0,"currency_code":"DKK","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54094928773453,"sku":"13518376614150247386","price":175.0,"currency_code":"DKK","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54094928806221,"sku":"28886759597016098131","price":175.0,"currency_code":"DKK","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54094928838989,"sku":"21314014444797561938","price":175.0,"currency_code":"DKK","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54094928871757,"sku":"27634359085062623848","price":175.0,"currency_code":"DKK","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54094928904525,"sku":"23093114837928279715","price":175.0,"currency_code":"DKK","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54094928937293,"sku":"18995934333668292201","price":175.0,"currency_code":"DKK","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54094928970061,"sku":"61255270726140296084","price":175.0,"currency_code":"DKK","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":54094929002829,"sku":"27278889094881789232","price":175.0,"currency_code":"DKK","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":54094929035597,"sku":"19373686055400610278","price":175.0,"currency_code":"DKK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0954\/6586\/5549\/files\/15366021256040149392_2048.jpg?v=1781270857","url":"https:\/\/probablysafe.shop\/products\/mars-break","provider":"ProbablySafe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}